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01 October 2008 @ 11:07 am

62.

[Private, U-H]
October already? Oh God, his birthday's coming up. Of course he's going to expect birthday sex. *rubs temples* It's been... well... longer than I can remember. I don't even want to think about it until I give birth.

... And somehow I doubt that he could wait until March. There has to be another way... hrm.
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Ah... this may come off as a strange request-- but does anyone happen to know where I can find a disease-free hooker? ~~>___>;;;~~

It's not for me-- I, err... simply have a noble quest I must fulfill.

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hopeful

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)

O_o Yukari, if you need sex that badly, all you have to do is ask. I'm sure many would be happy to indulge you.

Isn't "disease-free hooker" an oxymoron?

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)

It isn't for me, Balthier! DX

... =___=; It sounds that way, doesn't it.

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)

Well then, why do you need a hooker?

It does.

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)

For Vincent, of course.

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)

...

Why does Vincent need a hooker?

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)

Because his birthday is coming up.

I'm such a good wife. ♥

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)

How do you know he even wants to sleep with a hooker?

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)

Well... it would certainly be weird if I asked one of our friends to sleep with him.

And awkward.

So I figure a hooker is the next best thing. :3

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)

I'm sure it's none of my business, but aren't you sleeping with him? I just would assume that it would be you he'd want.

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
[This should probably be private.]

Ah, about that. We were, until... er, a month ago. I'm too repulsed with my current to have any sex drive.

Anyways, I feel bad about it... so I want to do something nice for him. ♥

No harm in that, right?

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
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current state*

-_-#

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
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Ah. Well, I guess you are probably feeling pretty off. But are you sure you can stand the thought of somebody else touching him? Are you going to get jealous?

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 08:35 pm (UTC)
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Well... =_=; I don't like to think I'm overly possessive with him, but I probably am more than I assume.

... ... ... .... ... Then again...

Would you like to do me a favor~? *angelic face* :3

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
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...It depends on the favor.

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
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*griiiiin*

You love me, right Balthier~~~? |3

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xtheleadingmanx on October 1st, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
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...Yes...

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
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*tugtug* Would you like to spend a romantic night out with him? 83 I wouldn't be jealous if it was you. ♥

I'm just kidding, really... I think.

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xtheleadingmanx on October 2nd, 2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
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...

You know, if it was okay with Basch, I'd do it.

He's hot.

>_> Should I ask?

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y_hayasaka on October 2nd, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
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....... >___>;;; Your willingness on the matter is a little worrying.

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adonis_klein on October 1st, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)

does anyone happen to know where I can find a disease-free hooker?

There's this Bunny Ranch in Nevada, USA... I saw it on HBO. Here's their site!

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)

USA...

Hrm. What the hell, it'd be worth it.

Thank you, Stranger-san. ♥

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adonis_klein on October 1st, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)

Not a problem.

Oh sorry. My name's Fate.

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)

Ah, it's nice to meet you, Fate-san. ♥ I'm Yukari.

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adonis_klein on October 1st, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)

The pleasure is mine, Yukari-san.

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mugennohana on October 1st, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)

.............

What the fuck?!

Nevermind. I don't want to know.

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)

Ne Yuu-chan, would you like to share some quality brother-sister time and help me find a hooker? *smilesmile* ♥

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1of3lights on October 1st, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)

...Yukari, are you feeling all right?

A HOOKER? Whatever do you need one for?

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y_hayasaka on October 1st, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)

Eh? I'm perfectly fine, darling.

Uh... it's for Vincent. >_>;

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1of3lights on October 1st, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)

...Did he ask for one?? >_<;; ~~I'll KILL him. Where is he?!~~

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y_hayasaka on October 2nd, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)

N-no, of course not. It's going to be a birthday surprise~. ~~*patpat*~~

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1of3lights on October 2nd, 2008 12:07 am (UTC)

...Are you planning to put it in a cake?

Seriously though, Yukari, are you sure about that?

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y_hayasaka on October 2nd, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)

I don't know... I just want to do something nice for him. .___.

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1of3lights on October 2nd, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)

I don't know if hiring a hooker would be nice for him, though. How do you know if he would even like it?

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y_hayasaka on October 2nd, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC)

Well, he wouldn't know until he tried I suppose. ^__^;

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1of3lights on October 3rd, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)

I don't know, Yukari. It might not get the results you hope for...

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outlaw_lady on October 2nd, 2008 03:10 am (UTC)

Lookin to get someone laid? xD

I know I need to get laid but damn does that sound bad or what?

I do not personally know any hookers sorry there dear, and the only real way to tell if she is disease free is to test her yourself really.

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y_hayasaka on October 2nd, 2008 10:00 pm (UTC)

Ah, it's fine, darling~. I'll figure something out.

You're a pretty thing, it's hard to believe that you can't find someone...

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outlaw_lady on October 3rd, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)

Ahh looks dont mean everything. A lot of it has to do with my decidedly unfeminine nature. The whole I can kick most of these guys asses without breaking a sweat thing.

Lots of guys, while they say they find a strong chick hot, they wouldnt want one that is stronger then they are. Hypocrites.

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