Good to hear...you're doing better.

*smiles a little* Are you doing alright...?

A bit hungover...but fine.
It kind of helped that Sohma stayed over somehow. I actually had a fucking blast.

... Odd couple, no doubt. *blink*

Don't ask...for me...it's hella fucking odd as well.
But he doesn't annoy me. And he talks to me and doesn't fucking blame me for anything (like his boyfriend does).

Aaa...guess I can use something like that now.
So tired of all the shit...

Well... good. I think that's the definition of making a friend, darling.


*frowns* I know. Hopefully things will get better now.

Aaa...I guess too.
Just like with you.

I hope Valentine will get reasonable soon. I can bake an egg with bacon, you know.

That's right. ♥

Really? I... think I'm going to try cooking this time! >:3

It's a nice feeling...actually.
Seems I need to do some of that Christmasshopping after all. Even if I despise it.

You're sure, Yukari? Haaahn...I wish I could be there to laugh a bit. Don't get me wrong, but it would be a bit hilarious.

Friendships typically bring about that kind of reaction, you know. *amused*

HEY! I am completely capable of cooking a breakfast meal, thank you very much! The only question is if it'll be edible... =_=

Aaaa? Probably...I hope it has somekind of...useful effect. And that it won't be a waste of my money.

That's what I am afraid of, fucking believe me

... =_= People are not tools, darling, nor are they a money investment. Unless it's a pretty woman, like me. ♥

*snort* Please. I can do this, I have a culinary flair that no one's ever seen before!

(ooc: XD And twenty minutes later she'll be frantically searching for a fire extinguisher.)

No, no, no...it's just... I don't know... I want to buy you something as well...and...Wilder. But that's kind of dumb...right?
Shit, this crap breaks my brain...
I know about you being an investment *chuckles*

Aaa...not a good idea. Seriously.

I don't know about Zelos, but I rather like presents. If you think he'll like something, then get it for him. The worst that could happen is he rejects it, and that's why you're given a receipt to get your money back. ♥ A good investment, might I add.

... Your lack of faith in me is disheartening.

I'll ask Sohma...maybe he can ask Wilder.
I don't want it to be rejected... Maybe I need to ask Wilder himself, maybe I can go to his apartment and just ask.

Haaa...THIS is fucking frustrating.
Ehm...well...for those shoes

Haaa...I'll have fate in other things...

Do what you think is best, darling.

*sigh* Don't remind me about those. They were so beautiful...

Apparently so.

I'm just gonna ask him. Won't end up with the embarrassing thing of buying something and get it whacked in my face.

Fuck it...I have nothing to lose anyways.

They're really ruined...aaa?

You make great soup...right?

That's the spirit. ♥ I think.

...Unfortunately one can't scuff out fire burns from leather.

Well, yes. But I want eggs and bacon. ;A;

Aaa...wish me luck. *grins a bit*

Fire burns? Aaa...don't tell me he threw half my payment in a fire... Oh fucking GOD...what a fucking trashy fuck!

Baking an egg with bacon:

- 2 eggs
- bacon
- butter
- a pan

Put a BIT of butter in a pan, then put the bacon in, let it bake for like a minute. A MINUTE, don't bake it longer or it'll turn BLACK.
Then after that MINUTE you put in the two eggs, break them carefully, like tapping them on the side of the pan, pry the crack open with your fingers and they'll come out nicely.

Put the gas a bit lower, watch how they bake until you think they're ready, put the fire out (Do that first! Because seriously, you don't want to have your fucking house on fire!), get two pieces of bread (or not) and a plate, put the egg on it.

Eat.

Good luck darling. ♥

Ah well, only until I screamed. If they were in there for much longer I'd be mourning over their ashes.

What am I exactly, a five year old?!

Oh... low heat? I thought... the higher it was, the faster it'd cook. ._.

Thanks. I'm gonna fucking need it.

I think Valentine's insane. It's not like I was fucking hitting on you or something... That was half my paycheck! HALF MY FUCKING PAYCHECK *irked*

More a danger around the kitchen.

Add some pepper too...

And yet you refuse to let me pay you back? =_=;

;A; ... I resent that.

Okay. :3

Yeah, it only shows your husband is deranged.

Can't be perfect at everything, Yukari *chuckles*

The pepper needs to be put ON THE EGG after you bake it

No, he just has a few anger problems. I suppose it comes with being Italian.

=_=;;;; I... suppose not.

Wh-what!? Why not before?

That means the entire country of Italia concists out of batshit insane people?

Although you're almost. *amused*

Because then it's nasty, you can't put pepper on...an unbaked egg.

No, just a portion, darling.

*laughs* You flatter me.

o_o; Good to know.

Or Valentine alone. Maybe he kind of personifies all the fucked up insane in Italy. That's quite an achievement.

Although...I probably represent all the talent in Japan.

I said almost, Yukari. *smirks*

Aaahn, it's very essential.
Don't put extra salt on it either, bacon itself is allready pretty salty.

That's not terribly nice, darling. He's hardly insane.

*snort* If you're the talent of Japan, then I'm it's beauty. ♥

Better to be closer than farther, darling~

Aaahn...well... I think I should leave my thoughts about Vincent Valentine to myself. I'm afraid my thoughts about this will never change...

Can't deny that...

*chuckles*
You're so fuckin amusing sometimes!