...Oh. You're having a hard time with the kid and your Mom, ma'am? That's...double the pain. And you know how it is with in-laws, 'specially Mom-in-law. Can't blame your husband for throwing a (musicless!!!) party once she stepped out the door!

Well, actually she's my mother, not my in-law. My mother-in-law is another story completely. *laughs* Musicless party indeed!

It would be fun if you could come by.
leave the brat at home, please

*laughs* Don't be ridiculous, Agon, I can't just leave him at home. I'd be a nervous wreck.

Maybe you can sedate it.

That's a horrible thing to say!

No, no, no, I mean, if you feed a baby a lot of food it gets drowsy and falls asleep and doesn't wake up for LONG.

... I'm well aware, sweetheart, but I refuse to leave him alone regardless. Since when have you learned about babies?

Just make sure it's asleep when you come by.

I just know, I guess

*smiles* Fine.

An odd thing to know, but alright.

It's not that I'm ever planning to have children or something.

Good God, that's a terrifying thought.

Brats are indeed a terrifying thing.

Of course I wasn't. I didn't know she was coming, so I couldn't buy any.

I diiiid however do a happy dance.

I may have shouted something out the window whilst you were at the bathroom...

I told you she was coming, sweetheart. You must've forgotten.


...Shouted something? *facepalm* Did she hear it?

No, you told me that hag was coming, I'd have made some excuse about paperwork in the office.

...She looked round, but unless she's incredibly fluent in Italian, she won't have a clue. I made it sound like I was being nice, you know "Thanks for coming Mrs Hayasaka, have a lovely day" when it was nothing like it at all.

I can't help it, I don't like that woman.

Oh, right. That's why I didn't tell you. ♥

*laughs* You're terrible, darling. At least she helped with the baby, mm?

I'm sure it's a very mutual feelings.

You're so cruel.

Well yeah, but we could have figured it out in the end.

It no doubt is, but I did nothing for her to hate me, she just happens to be a vile wench.

Wish Maru or Tatsu got her shoes.

Because I'd rather spend time with you than alone with my mother? Hardly darling, I'm merely practical.

I suppose, at some point.

Being Italian, for one, gives her reason to hate you. Impregnating me probably added fuel to the fire.

*laughs* At least they growled at her.

No, because you made your darling husband suffer.

Pfft, is she anti-international or something? Everything but Japanese is shit. I'd happily get you pregnant again if it makes her temple throb like that again. That was hilarious.

Hey, you got a picture of her? Maybe I could teach them to 'kill'.

That was just an added bonus.

Naturally. We've soiled the full-blood Japanese line. And we're not having another baby just to upset her. =_=#

...

...This is my 'not amused face'.

Oh snap. Tch, it would have been worth it.

Whaaat?

(ooc : He totally looked at her to show the face XD)

... And what a pretty face that is. ♥ *angelic halo*

Somehow I strongly doubt that, Vincent.

(ooc: XDDDD That is a sexy icon, I gotta tell you.)

I can show you pretty.

Fine, fine. We can dump him on her for a weekend when he's older...Wait no...that's not fair on Luci, maybe just train the dogs to attack whenever they smell or see her.

(ooc : Yummy >3)

*flinch* Stop that. Must control...hormones...


Now, now. She may be the devil's spawn, but she did give birth to the walking epitome of perfection you're married to. Besides, if she's injured, she can't babysit when we want to get away.

I can show you sexy aswell. -Smirk.-

That's the only good she's ever done. What makes you think we'll be leaving any child of ours with her. I'd rather have Rufus look after them than her.

... Hear my warning now, you're going to be limping to work tomorrow.


Simply because she hates you doesn't mean she's not a good mother, Vincent. You're acting like she's going to beat him or something.

I hope the limping would be in a good way.

No, I just don't want someone that hates people for no reason to be looking after our son. Or because of something as ridiculous as me not being Japanese.

It all depends on how you behave. ♥

Fair enough. I don't know who else would be willing to babysit... I suppose we should look into a nanny.

-Sexy smirk.- Oh, is that so?

A stranger...in the house AND looking after Luci? I mean...I guess it would be alright.

Mm, it is. Think you can handle it, darling~?

If you can find someone we know and who could babysit, I'd...well, do something of praise that I'll leave to your imagination.

I know I can honey.

I'll ask around.